Free audit

A real audit. In writing. Yours to keep even if you never hire us.

Not an automated scorecard and not a sales deck with your logo on slide one. A senior buyer goes through your live account and writes down what is wrong, what it is costing, and what we would do about it — in the order we would do it.

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Written by a personTwo working daysNo obligation, no sequence
What we need

Read access to a live account with some history in it.

We cannot audit an account that has never run. If you are pre-launch, say so and we will have a different conversation — a plan rather than an audit, and that one is also free.

Read access to Meta Ads Manager, Google Ads or both
At least a few weeks of spend to look at
Analytics access helps, and is not essential
Your rough margin or what a customer is worth
What you get

What the document actually contains.

Between eight and fifteen pages, depending on the account. Written to be understood by whoever runs your marketing, not to impress another media buyer.

Where the money is going that should not be

Search terms you are paying for and would never choose. Placements and audiences delivering spend and no outcomes. Products absorbing budget at a loss. Geographies outside where you can actually serve. Quantified, so you can see what each one costs per month.

Whether your numbers are true

The part most audits skip. Are conversions being double-counted? Is the Conversions API deduplicating properly, and what is the event match quality? Is your consent banner cutting off event volume? Is purchase value being sent in the right currency? If your reporting is wrong, everything downstream is decoration.

Structure and what it is costing you

Fragmentation holding the account permanently in learning, brand traffic flattering your acquisition numbers, Performance Max absorbing demand you already had, ad sets competing against each other. With what we would change and in what order.

Creative, honestly

How many genuinely distinct concepts are running, how long they have been running, where fatigue has already set in, and whether your production rate can sustain your spend level. This is frequently the uncomfortable part.

The three things we would do first

Not forty recommendations. Three, in order, with the reasoning. If you want to hand the document to your current agency or do it yourself, it is written so you can.

Being straight with you

What it is not, and why it is free.

Free audits have a bad reputation, mostly deserved. Here is the honest version of why we do it.

Not an automated report

No tool generates this. A senior buyer opens your account and reads it. That is why it takes two working days rather than two minutes, and why there is a limit to how many we do in a month.

Not a pitch deck

There is no slide about our values and no case study carousel. If your account is in good shape, the audit will say that, and we will tell you there is not much for us to add. That has happened and we would rather it happen than talk someone into a retainer.

Why we give it away

Because it is the most efficient sales process we have found. Reading a real analysis of your own account tells you more about whether we are competent than any call could. It also filters out the accounts we cannot help, which saves everyone a month. You get one email with the document, and one follow-up. No sequence, no calls you did not ask for.

What happens next

Three possible endings, and all of them are fine.

We are not assuming the answer is a retainer.

You do it yourself

The document is specific enough to act on. Plenty of in-house teams take it and implement it, and some of them come back a year later when they have grown past the capacity to do it themselves.

You give it to your current agency

Entirely reasonable, and we would rather you did that than switch on a whim. If they act on it, you got a free improvement. If they get defensive about it, that tells you something more useful than the audit did.

You ask us for a quote

Then we quote, based on what the audit revealed rather than on a guess. Month to month, flat fee, no percentage of spend.

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Send us the account.

Tell us what is running and what is bothering you about it. We will come back within two working days with the written audit.

No spam, no sales sequence. One honest answer. Privacy policy.

Got it.

We'll send the written audit within 2 working days.

Prefer email? Write to [email protected].

Straight answers.

Is it genuinely free?

Yes. No card, no trial, no strings. You get the document and one follow-up email. If you do not reply, we do not chase you.

What access do you need?

Read-only partner access to Meta Ads Manager and Google Ads is enough. Analytics helps. We never need a password — you add us as a partner and remove us afterwards in two clicks.

How long does it take?

Two working days in normal weeks. If we are at capacity we will tell you a date rather than quietly take longer.

What if my account is small?

Send it anyway. The audit is free regardless, and if you are below the spend level where we would be useful, the document will tell you what to fix before you hire anyone at all.

Will you tell me things I do not want to hear?

That is the point of it. If your creative is the problem, or your landing page, or your follow-up process, we will say so even though none of those are things you would be paying us for.

Do I have to take a call?

No. We send the document by email. If you want to talk it through we will book a call, and if you do not, that is fine.

Send the account.

Two working days, one written document, no obligation to do anything with it.

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